"If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that.
I think we need more love in the world.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
I definitely want to contribute to that.”
— Ellen DeGeneres
i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning
seven days without a pun makes one weak
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people